He’s across the street in another window. It’s quite effective, and it looks like the good guys have won! Except Reed has actually fallen into Miracle Man’s plan! He knew Reed would go into that exact window, so he waited for him.

Reed spots the creature, dives into the window of an apartment building, and uses his Ben Grimm technique of giving him a giant hug. There’s more unnecessary dialogue, and then we see the Miracle Man has sent a note to the commissioner that says, “I, the Miracle Man, declare war on the whole human race! I intend to conquer the earth!” The team flies around different parts of the city in their flying cars. Ben does, and Miracle Man takes the punch without so much as a flinch, proclaiming, “Get that weak shit out of here!” Ben gets so super pissed that he wants to murder him in front of all the witnesses in the theater! Reed and the gang jump to the stage where Reed has enough room to finally give Ben the hug he needs to calm down.īefore the heavily-armed police can use their military weaponry, the monster vanishes.

Then he tells Ben to hit him in the face. It takes Ben 3 hits to smash his to bits, and Miracle Man simply slices his in half with one finger. Miracle Man then does some magic! He grows to be a giant! He turns himself to smoke! He fires lightning from his hands! And then he sneers at the Fantastic Four and mocks their childish feats! Ben decides he wants to smash his fucking face in, so the team starts hugging him, but, alas, the Miracle Man welcomes the Thing to the stage! He challenges him to a test of strength: breaking a log. And the lady behind Johnny is going to pick his ear for him.

I don’t know what Reed’s digging out of his ear, but the lady behind him is disgusted.

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